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valvesoftware:

going to college like

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snorlaxatives:

peanutbuttercupzz:

snorlaxatives:

anastaciaalexis:

snorlaxatives:

"freeze pops" "popsicle bags" what the hell is wrong with you people they are OTTER POPS

THEY ARE CALLED FREEZIES WHO ARE YOU.

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WHAT DO THESE SAY??????????? 

In Australia they’re called “Zooper Doopers”

honestly what the hell i don’t even think australians are real people 

whole-life-is-complicated:

1nd2rd3st:

bruh

what if you got the munchies and this is all you had and you were so high you forgot that it was a lighter?
leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

elitewifi:

finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

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tastefullyoffensive:

Animals With Unusual Fur Markings [bp]

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lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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sorelatable:

THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE

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(via pizza)